Stupid, Dumb, Idiotic Family!

"THEY MADE ME GRAY" (autovox-is-the-one) 08/24/2014 at 17:17 • Filed to: SOME ARE DUMBER THAN OTHERS

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This is from the US version of my Chevy's owner's manual. Strangely enough, this information is missing in the Italian version. Why, you may want to ask? But because Italians know better!

ly2v8-Brian > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 17:18

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exactly why wear a seatbelt when doing that.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 17:19

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Are you serious? They actually tell people that they should NOT use the same belt to secure two people?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 17:24

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There are quite a few people who still insist on not wearing seatbelts. A nice hard brake check usually solves that.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 17:24

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Let me guess, the Italian version has the family standing outside yelling at each other and then switching sides halfway through?

 V8 Rustler > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 17:50

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What I think they are saying is that two passengers should not ride in the front of the car, and that even with a seatbelt it is not safe. Bench seats excluded.

stuttgartobsessed > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 18:00

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This is what Italian manuals look like:

From the page on "How to Fasten the Seatbelt" from the manual for a '76 Alfa Spider.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 18:01

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I can't believe I've been doing it wrong for about a decade now! I thought fastening two people with the same belt would help save safety belt fluid. My Fiat's manual didn't come with that warning either...

The man in the iron mask >  V8 Rustler 08/24/2014 at 22:09

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. This isnt even a bench seat, You didnt watch ergonomics.

 V8 Rustler > The man in the iron mask 08/24/2014 at 22:11

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you crazy mister contact

ranwhenparked > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/24/2014 at 22:23

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How old is this? I find it hard to believe two Americans could fit in the same seat today.

JDIGGS > THEY MADE ME GRAY 08/25/2014 at 04:22

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is he floating?